Tuesday, April 1, 2008

LIVAN HERNANDEZ WILL BORE YOU TO AN OUT


Livan Hernandez let up two earned runs to a pretty stacked line up last night without, get this, having a single pitch go over 85 MPH. Dude, I drive my stupid K-Car faster than that on Olympic. How irritating must that have been for the Anaheimers? Not only do you have this guy who's been pitching since Carter was in office facing you, but you get shut down by a guy who used nothing but veteran grit and his ability to out-fox you for seven innings.

Boof is on the bump tonight, that should be fun. Apparently he shed 20 pounds in the offseason by eating right and exercising, two activities that, as a highly paid professional athlete, he forgot to do last year during his days off. The Angels do have some free swingers, so if Boof can get ahead consistently tonight, he should be fine. If he gets behind, it's going to be souvenir night in the left field porch. 2-0 here we come!

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