IF THERE WAS ANOTHER BASE IN BASEBALL, CHUCKY 4000 WOULD HAVE HIT FOR THAT AS WELL

As the Twins put the finishing touches on what has now become an annual ass beating of the South Side Rats, Chucky 4000 decided that he was going to make it even more memorable of an ass beating by striking the baseball several times into the field of play thus resulting in ending up on each base at one point throughout the evening of baseballery.

Gomez put on a display at U.S. Cellular Field on Wednesday night, delivering the reverse cycle. He led off the first inning with a home run, then hit a triple in the fifth, a double in the sixth and finished off the cycle by delivering an infield single in the ninth.

At 22 years old, he became the 3rd youngest player to hit for the cycle behind Alex Rodriguez and Henry Rowangartner. In this 13-1 beatdown, and he shall be a Livan pitched a complete game giving the bullpen much deserved rest. I am convinced that we could get very well get 15-16 wins out of him this year. I am also convinced that he is nowhere near the 32 years of age he says he is, mostly because he looks older and he gave the game ball to his grandkids.

You know who loves the Twins even more than I do? Ozzie Guillen. Here's what he had to say last night:

"Fir dime I saw dis kid, I tell a couple pepelle, 'Don forgat his llamo,'" Guillen said of Gomez. "He go ta stay healdy, but he goi to bri a lot of goo dings fo the game."

............ I think that was good. Anyway, we're off the shnibe, Punto's hurt (yes!), and the doctor says it won't come back for at least a few months. Life is looking up!